Another shooting massacre has occurred and the National Rifle Association is hopping mad. David Keene, president of the NRA was…
CIA Chief Resigns Over Affair with Pole Vaulter
It was inevitable. General David Petraeus, the hero of the Afghanistan surge and survivor of 38 years of marriage…
Guns Don’t Kill People. Batman Movies Kill People, says NRA
Wayne LePew Gobstopper, president of the National Rifle Association, went on the offensive this morning following the massacre in…
Boehner Announces GOP “Unaffordable Care Act”
First came Social Security and we fought tooth and nail. Then came Civil Rights and we raged against that. Next…
Rush Limbaugh Launches Operation Fat and Furious
Conservative drug addict and talk show host, Rush Limbaugh used a segment of his radio program yesterday to tell listeners…
Romney Unveils His Own Affordable Healthcare Plan
Still smarting from accusations that Obamacare is based on Romneycare, Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney went on the offensive, unveiling…
Where’s the Stool Sample!?
With only the extreme lunatic fringe (Donald Trump, Orly Taitz, Glenn Beck) clinging to the canard that President Obama…
Jobs, Jobs, Jobs
A well known Wall Street firm has announced plans to hire thousands of barely skilled and currently unemployed workers…
Conservative Ideology Existed 1,000,000 Years Ago Say Archaeologists
Researchers digging for fossils in a South African cave made two startling discoveries last month that were reported in the…
Former Vice President Cheney Undergoes Hair Transplant
Contractors at Walter Reed Hospital in Washington, DC reported last week that former Vice President Dick Cheney had shown up…