To the tune of “Nowhere Man” I bought real Tupperware Keep my unused taters there Who will eat my tater…
Gallup Poll Shocks the Nation
A new Gallup poll has revealed that about 18 million American adults now identify as BLTWC. Gallup senior editor Jeff…
All Roads Lead to Lester
Oh, sure. You can run but can’t hide from a cannibal hillbilly.
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Be of good cheer. You have the whole day ahead of you.
Lookin’ For Love
Love is a delicate and fleeting thing, like a beer belch, suppressed until it will no longer be denied.
Caution: Only Works on Polar Bears
While tapping it’s helpful to reach down and tug on the waistband of the critter’s bathing trunks. This is why…