Oh, sure. You can run but can’t hide from a cannibal hillbilly.

Follow plan exactly or more
Be of good cheer. You have the whole day ahead of you.

Lookin’ For Love
Love is a delicate and fleeting thing, like a beer belch, suppressed until it will no longer be denied.

Caution: Only Works on Polar Bears
While tapping it’s helpful to reach down and tug on the waistband of the critter’s bathing trunks. This is why…

Break Room Etiquette
Because of my colostomy, I’m not able to eat just anything. I prepare a special stew or gumbo each evening…

Rugby Fortune Telling
In European Rugby, the teams evaluate the their likely wins and losses at the start of the season, with the…

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Obvious
Teen boys who watched the Harry Potter movies, became impatient with Potter and his high minded invisible sleuthing. They knew…

Officer Dogg, Yo!
I thought I was being pulled over for speeding, so I was surprised when the officer got me out of…

Fumble in the Jumble
Tight end tackle of a wide receiver.

Fly me to the Zoom
12 year old Clarissa was not quite sure what her brother had meant, when he shooed her out of his…