With the upsurge of suicide bombings in Afghanistan, that nation’s leaders have been looking all over the world for inspiration;…
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Palin Reloads, Doubles Down
Commenting on her Facebook page, following the massacre in Tucson, AZ over the weekend, failed Governor Sarah Palin reacted angrily…
112th Congress Shows Off Its Weeping Orange Boner
At noon this past Wednesday, the 112th Congress began with audible weeping and gnashing of teeth. Not from the Democrats,…
Tea Party Candidate Rewrites American History
Delaware Senate Candidate Christine O’Donnell raised the stakes yesterday at a debate with her Democratic opponent, Chris Coons, when she…
Anti-Masturbation Tea Party Candidate Wins in Delaware
Michael Steele, the Republican National Committee Chairman awoke this morning feeling as though he had been bitch slapped. And indeed…
Burn Korans for Jesus says Unstable Pastor
The Dove World Outreach Church of Gainsville, Florida is in the news this week, with the announcement that on Saturday,…
Paris Hilton: That’s Not My Cocaine
Paris Hilton being busted by the cops? Not news. Found in possession of cocaine? That’s not news either. What makes…
“I Have to Scream” Speech Draws Obese Crowd in DC
Speaking before a crowd whose total estimated weight ranged between 95 and 850 tons, self proclaimed master of gibberish, Glenn…
Muslim Gun Store Opens in Virginia
Residents in Alabaster, Virginia were out in huge numbers today protesting the opening of the first Muslim gun store, “Guns…
Oil Discovered at Ground Zero
ExxonMobil and Republican leaders in Congress held an unprecedented joint news conference this morning to announce the discovery of a…