Police in Redondo Beach, California were reporting today that a 78 year old driver killed 23 and injured 41 others…
Life Insurance Policies at Risk
A.I.G. stunned the business world today with its announcement that due to its investment blunders, the life insurance branch of the…
Bank Exec Flaunts His Huge Bonus
Incurring the wrath of the American public seems to be what the executives of large financial institutions do best these…
Republicans Present Invisible Budget
Speaking at a hastily called news conference, House Minority Leader John Boehner (pronounced BONER) revealed the long awaited Republican…
Michael Steele Channels Inspector Clouseau
Shrugging off critics who say that he should keep his big pie hole shut, Chairman of the Republican National Committee…
China to U.S. : Thanks, but no thanks
The Peoples’ Daily in China today reported that America had been rebuffed in its attempt to declare war on China. Seeing an opportunity…
Flying Pork Barrel Crashes
If pigs had wings they could fly, has been an old saying at the Pentagon since there was a Pentagon.…
Post Office Goes Begging. Again
What is it with the post office? They raise the price of postage every fifteen minutes or so and they…
Save U.S. Economy: Buy Taliban’s Opium
An idea floated by a top U.S. economist is making the rounds in Washington these days: stop trying to eradicate the…
Saudi Clerics Condemn All Movies
If there is one thing that unites Muslims, it’s their stand on movies: they’re evil. They always have been and…