Saudi Clerics Condemn All Movies

makexlovexnotxwar3If there is one thing that unites Muslims, it’s their stand on movies: they’re evil. They always have been and always will be. Unless, of course, they are used in “ways that please Allah”, said cleric and renowned Islamic scholar, Abdel Aziz Khoja. We don’t want the infidels in the west to think that we are backward and emotionally stunted. We are, of course, we just don’t want them to think that”. He went on to point out that one of the very few films produced lately in Saudi Arabia that actually pleases Allah, is one called, “Make Love Not War”, which imagines a future where unbelievers all over world are gently beheaded and disemboweled before their remains are scattered on the desert sands of Mecca to be laid waste by the blistering sun.  Khoja went on to say, “the film goes out of its way to promote understanding between the world’s Islamic rulers and the vile infidel slaves that survive Allah’s wrath in order to serve their new masters”.

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