The Washington press corps exploded on Leap Day when Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas actually spoke during a hearing yesterday,…
Cardinal Pell Charged With Going Down Under
Linked by video to inquisitors in Australia, Cardinal George Pell gave testimony to Church officials about rampant child sex abuse…
Amelia Earhart Mystery Solved!
It was revealed on Wednesday that during the 1998 demolition of O.J. Simpson’s Brentwood estate, an excavator found numerous pieces…
Remember the Elephant Man!
There has been much consternation among historians over a recently released text, The Alamo Revisited. In a detailed description of…
Trump Bans Pretty Much Everything
Ban entry of all Muslims to the US (including out-of-country US citizens) “until our leaders figure out what the hell…
Fox Launches Mass Shooting Channel
In an attempt to tame the hysteria associated with mass shootings in America, Fox News has declared the launch of…
NRA Expresses Outrage Over San Bernardino Murders in California
Wayne LaPierre, the NRA’s Executive vice president and CEO has made a statement in the wake of the…
Cock Wrestler Cops a Plea
Denny Hastert, Republican Speaker of the House of Representatives from 1999 to 2007, has agreed to take a plea deal…
Phantom Sports for the Real World
From what I’ve read on line, fantasy sports are competitions wherein real sports players are selected onto phantom teams based…
Kim Davis Claims Assault by Comedian Bill Cosby
Kim Davis, Kentucky’s most famous Christian, has joined the ranks of women accusing comedian Bill Cosby of sexually assaulting them…