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Texas Governor Stimulates Teabagging Rednecks
Texas Governor Rick Perry today drew a metaphorical line in the sand during a speech at the local Fox News…

Surprise: Phil Spector Guilty
The murder trial of music titan Phil Spector ended today in a unanimous guilty verdict in Los Angeles Superior Court.…

Utah to be World’s Waste Dump
Utah governor, John M. Huntsman, announced today that a deal had been reached in which his state will become the…

Dear Leader Makes Appearance
Celebrating the occasion of his election as supreme military ruler of North Korea (again) diminutive dictator Kim Jong Il made…

Taliban Gentleman’s Club Flops in Afghanistan
Seeking to expand its fund raising activities in Afghanistan beyond opium, Taliban leaders thought they had hit on the perfect…

Obama Re-Gifts Queen Elizabeth
Back in March, Barack Obama, still giddy from his landslide victory over senior citizen John McCain, received Prime Minister Gordon…

GM: Take Our Wheels. Please. Ba dump bump
Teetering on the edge of bankruptcy, and given a 60 day reprieve by President Obama, General Motors today launched the…

Obama Wants Your Guns!
The National Rifle Association has formerly announced its campaign against President Obama’s anti gun agenda. Wayne LaPierre, head of the…

McCain Throws Palin Under the Bus
Senator John McCain caused a buzz in media centers across the nation last night, when he departed from the GOP…