Obama Wants Your Guns!

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The National Rifle Association has formerly announced its campaign against President Obama’s anti gun agenda. Wayne LaPierre, head of the NRA’s board of directors, speaking on Fox News Sunday, stated the objectives of his organization. “It’s obvious that Kenyan born Obama got into the White House with just one thing on his mind, seizing the guns of decent God fearing citizens in this country. It’s a disgrace that the boy hasn’t come right out and announced his intentions. Well, we aim to force his hand.” Asked by Sean Hannity whether Obama’s current popularity would run counter to the NRA’s campaign, LaPierre sneered, “All the Left talks about is the daily massacres occurring across this great nation of ours. Seniors blasted in their beds at a nursing home, factory workers gunned down at their work stations in North Carolina, police officers shot to pieces by a patriot in Oakland. Who speaks for the gun owners in these shootings? We hear lots of bleeding heart rhetoric about families grieving for the loss of loved ones, but who ever discusses the fate of the guns once they’re seized by police? LaPierre displayed a placard with pictures of assault rifles. “Obama claims he supports the Second Amendment, yet he says nothing about the Assault Weapons Ban. Satan is opposed to machine guns and rocket launchers and so is Obama, which makes our president a pinko Muslim latte drinking Satan worshipper. And his ears are so big he looks like a Jeep coming at you with the doors open!”

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