McCain Throws Palin Under the Bus

sarah-palin-hot1Senator John McCain caused a buzz in media centers across the nation last night, when he departed from the GOP approved talking points on Meet the Press. Asked if he would endorse Sarah Palin, should she run for president in 2012, McCain shrugged his deformed shoulders, crossed his legs, folded his arms, cleared his throat, and then peered straight into the camera. “I care a great deal about that woman, he said, I had known her for at least 30 or 40 minutes before I Super- glued her to my hip as running mate, as you may recall.” He paused, gathering his thoughts or possibly just struggling to remember what the question was before he went on. “The idea of seeing Sarah Palin as Playmate of the Month gives me a woody; the thought of Sarah Palin as president scares the shit outta me.”

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