Goober Ride Sharing

What’s that y’all? Found yourself in the Big City without exact change or one of them diddly-do cards that snatches money out from under your mattress? You can put your worries under the kitchen sink, cause now there’s Goober Ride Sharing!

Drop one of them guvmint quarter dollars in the nearest public telephone box and dial  1-800-REDNECK. Before the frost is off your butter beans you will have a gen-u-whine good ‘ol boy at the curb in his pick-em-up truck, ready to take you where you want to go. Our Goober drivers are all one hundred percent certified members of Goober-Me-This, the only southern fried institute of higher learning in the field of tractors and pick-em-ups.

Our rates are reasonable and we always tip our hats to the ladies. Come on down! Give us a call at Goober Ride Sharing!

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