Speaking at a West African summit on how to increase populations of desperately poor and diseased people, Pope Benedict sternly warned against the use of condoms. “Getting a-pregnito is a good and blessed thing, ” said the Pontiff, to a large crowd of desperately poor and diseased people yesterday. “How-a you gonna replace the bambinos that die each-a day here in this-a Godforsaken land unless you keep-a the women all-a knocked up?” Pointing to a large poster describing the epidemic of AIDS in Africa, the white robed religious leader insisted that AIDS is not caused by sex. Well, not the right kind of sex anyway. “No one-a ever caught-a the AIDS from dutiful married copulation, he said, only unmarried sex. And sex with-a people who have the same-a kinda junk in their Speedos. And sex from-a the behind with tooty fruity men who took ballet in-a grammar school…” The Pope was then wrestled off the podium by a group of cardinals who struggled to restrain the visibly agitated Pontiff who was also visibly aroused.
If you can get those choierboys nice andyoung, you don’t have to spoil it all with no flippin’condoms, by God!