Horror movie formulas have become about as predictable as breakfast cereals: the picture on the box may change, but the…
What’s the Population of Your Face?
It’s really not all that hard to spot the hairy faced guy who never washes his hands after pinching a…
Breastfeeding Nun Causes Controversy
A 33 year old nun, member of the order, Little Disciples of Jesus, has delivered a 9 pound baby boy…
Written in the Stars
Astrologer Joan Quigley, a guiding force during the Reagan administration, has died at 83. Her crystal ball found itself in…
Obama and NRA Finally Agree on Something
With all the alarming fodder in print and on the airwaves over the years about how our Kenyan president was…
Goober Ride Sharing
What’s that y’all? Found yourself in the Big City without exact change or one of them diddly-do cards that snatches…
Jewish Moms Search and Rescue
A team of sharp tongued Jewish mothers, fully qualified in search and rescue but also ready to lambaste the victim…
Ebola By Any Other Name
Most people are aware by now that the dreaded Ebola virus is named for the river near where it was…
Fox News Periodic Table Part 2
Obama: An arrogant, feckless thug; a Christian/Muslim hybrid of unknown origin who embraces communism/socialism/capitalism and community organizing. Elected by…
The Periodic Fox News Table
2nd Amendment: A law that grants white people the right to arm themselves in any manner they see fit in…