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Iphone App For Airliner Disasters
Mobile phone apps are currently available to get you to the airport, whisk you through security, locate you luggage and…

Paris Hilton: That’s Not My Cocaine
Paris Hilton being busted by the cops? Not news. Found in possession of cocaine? That’s not news either. What makes…

Do You Speak Time/Warner?
Do you have Time Warner Cable? I do. I used to have Adelphia but the family that owned the system…

Harry MF*** Potter and the Half Baked Prince
In a movie project conceived by Spike Lee and Al Sharpton, Harry Potter isn’t some faggot cracker waving a stick around, he’s a…

Letterman Appologizes to Palin Family
In what may be a first for a late night comedian, David Letterman paused during his monologue last night to…

Susan Boyle Trounced by Legless Dance Team
The crowd was on its feet Saturday night as the winner of “Britain’s Got Talent” was announced in Twickenham Grounds…

Trump Scraps Miss USA, Goes Topless
Looking every bit as annoyed as the furry woodland creature Super glued to his hairless melon, Donald Trump announced today…

Media Confusion: Not Swine So….
Media representatives were falling all over each other yesterday in a scramble to come up with a suitable alternative to…

Blagojevich Slated for Celebrity Show
The public relations team for disgraced Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich confirmed today that he will be appearing on a new celebrity…