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Breitbart Died of Shame, says Coroner
Right wing pundits from Rush Limbaugh to Glenn Beck are mourning the loss of caustic conservative gadfly, Andrew Breitbart, who…
Virginia House of Delgates Passes Dildo Initiative
The State of Virginia has just passed the most sweeping anti-abortion legislation in the country. Known as the Dildo…
Dear Leader Died During Trombone Symphony, Says North Korea
Listening sites around the world have been monitoring radio traffic inside the borders of secretive North Korea since the announcement…
Frankly, Only the Executive Branch Needed, says Gingrich
Pulling ahead of the pack in the Right Wing race to be the most outrageous GOP candidate in history, Newt…
Penn State Forced to Change Name to Penn-a-trate U
In a move to head off further public outrage and ridicule, it was reported that Penn State has agreed as…
Bank of America Dreams Up New Fees
Bank of America has announced a host of new charges for debit and credit card customers that will go into…
Charlie Sheen Proposes “Winner” Middle East Solution
“It’s so simple, I don’t know why no one has thought of this before. Maybe because they don’t have my…
Tea Party Sees Reverse Immigration as Threat to Economy
With the US economy rapidly coming to resemble that of a third world country, Republicans in the House of Representatives…
Debt Ceiling? Obama Makes Stunning Proposal
Seeking a solution to the default crisis looming on the horizon, President Obama offered a striking proposal during another debt…