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Medal Me This
In North Korea medals are handed out to military officers the way we hand out awards at our elementary schools. Either…
Mass Shootings? Problem Solved the Natural Way
“Maybe it’s time we stopped resisting the siren call of the NRA and went along with their ideology,” said Madelyn…
Pro Gun Lobby Outraged Over Massacre
Another shooting massacre has occurred and the National Rifle Association is hopping mad. David Keene, president of the NRA was…
CIA Chief Resigns Over Affair with Pole Vaulter
It was inevitable. General David Petraeus, the hero of the Afghanistan surge and survivor of 38 years of marriage…
Guns Don’t Kill People. Batman Movies Kill People, says NRA
Wayne LePew Gobstopper, president of the National Rifle Association, went on the offensive this morning following the massacre in…
Rush Limbaugh Launches Operation Fat and Furious
Conservative drug addict and talk show host, Rush Limbaugh used a segment of his radio program yesterday to tell listeners…
Romney Unveils His Own Affordable Healthcare Plan
Still smarting from accusations that Obamacare is based on Romneycare, Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney went on the offensive, unveiling…
Jobs, Jobs, Jobs
A well known Wall Street firm has announced plans to hire thousands of barely skilled and currently unemployed workers…
Conservative Ideology Existed 1,000,000 Years Ago Say Archaeologists
Researchers digging for fossils in a South African cave made two startling discoveries last month that were reported in the…