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Political Commentary

Dick Cheney’s Death Squad

Tipping his hand just a bit, investigative reporter Seymour Hirsch has been quoted musing about something called, the “Executive Assassination Squad”…

DocHopperMarch 12, 2009March 22, 2009
Movie Reviews

Gran Torino

Remember what they said about the Ford Pinto?  If you slammed it in the ass it would explode. Well, there…

DocHopperMarch 11, 2009March 22, 2009
Rental Warnings

Rental Video Update

Another category to avoid: any movie that stars, co-stars or even has a cameo by Edward Furlong. Pet Semetary II? The Covenant?…

DocHopperMarch 10, 2009March 22, 2009
Political Commentary

Earmarks: Good vs Bad

Apparently, if Republican Lindsey Graham is to be believed, earmarks in the Omnibus Spending Bill are terrible things that waste taxpayer money.…

DocHopperMarch 10, 2009March 22, 2009
Movie Reviews

A Few Good Men

A Few Good Men

DocHopperMarch 8, 2009March 21, 2009
Current Events

The Rocker

Okay, so one day actor Rainn Wilson is shaving and while doing so bugs out his eyes in the mirror.…

DocHopperFebruary 26, 2009March 22, 2009
Rental Warnings

Rental Warnings

When browsing in Hollywood Video or Blockbuster, it’s useful to be able to immediately discard titles that might leap out…

DocHopperFebruary 22, 2009April 17, 2009
Current Events

Sworn Testimony

    Testifying before Congress, FBI Director Robert S. Mueller explains that President Bush’s head, unlike the heads of other…

DocHopperFebruary 22, 2009March 22, 2009
Current Events

Excuses are like Assholes

Since everybody has ONE… do we really need TWO?

DocHopperFebruary 22, 2009February 22, 2009
Current Events

Bush Bugs

Saudi King Abdullah checks President Bush for head lice before allowing him into the palace.

DocHopperFebruary 22, 2009February 22, 2009

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