Speaking off the record in a room crowded with reporters, House Minority Leader, John Boehner (pronounced BONER) launched into a…
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Pass My Propositions or Die: Swartzeneggar
“I’m putting all my eggs on the table in one basket,” said Governor Arnold Swartzeneggar at yesterday’s press briefing. “Yah,…
Sarah Palin Offered Book Deal Ya Know
“I’m sick and tired ya know, of being thought of only as John McCain’s other bimbo. Also too, I’d like…
Trump Scraps Miss USA, Goes Topless
Looking every bit as annoyed as the furry woodland creature Super glued to his hairless melon, Donald Trump announced today…
Pope Mends Muslim Rift with Comedy Tour
Pope Benedict XVI, visting the Al-Hussein bin-Talal Mosque in Jordan, went out of his way yesterday to include Islam on his…
Obama Raises Stink Over Credit Card Fees
Alarmed at the increasing use of imaginative fees that credit card companies are charging their customers, President Obama today outlined what he…
“Pay Cops to Get Dressed” says Judge
A federal judge has ruled that uniformed officers of the Los Angeles Police Department should be paid for the time…
Obama Attacks Republican Sweet Spot
Vowing to make a dent in the amount of money held offshore in secret accounts, President Obama today raised the…
Virgin Mary Sighting Kit
Tired of being the only one on your block who hasn’t found the Virgin Mary in a rust stain, window…
Media Confusion: Not Swine So….
Media representatives were falling all over each other yesterday in a scramble to come up with a suitable alternative to…