Apparently tripping over his high heels again, Trump’s latest attorney from the “where are they now” file, raised the bar…
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Activision Presents “Call of Duty–Gaza Edition”
Activision unveils its new first person shooter game: Call of Duty: Gaza Edition! You’re a sniper on the Israeli side…
Epidermis Rex
Various news agencies have been reporting on the disturbing regularity with which Russia gets the upper hand in situations involving…
Trump’s Secret Daughter
Forced to fly under the radar since her father’s election in 2016, a lesser known daughter of President Trump has…
Bolton Admits Mustache Bleached With Human Semen
Answering a reporter’s question yesterday, President Trump’s new security adviser John Bolton acknowledged that his mustache is, in fact, bleached…
Trump Panics Over Putin’s Nuclear Cartoons
President Trump goes live on Fox News, after seeing the childish nuclear weapons cartoons shared by Vladimir Putin at his…
Evangelical Corpse Removal
Officials in DC are reporting that the moldering corpse of evangelical leader Billy Graham, which had been lying in…
Trump Cannonballs Davos
The world holds its collective breath as the global economic summit at Davos, Switzerland begins. Some are concerned that Donald…
Trump the Firestarter
New York Fire Department crews responded to an early morning fire today at Trump Tower, where the president maintains a…
Latest Trump Divorce Confirmed
President Trump’s gaffe corrector and news filter, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, today affirmed to the gathered press corps that America’s chief…