Officials in DC are reporting that the moldering corpse of evangelical leader Billy Graham, which had been lying in state in the US Capitol Rotunda, will now be trucked to Charlotte, North Carolina, most recently known for the goofy antics of those fun loving rascals, the Nazi Skinheads.
Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell, who spoke at the unprecedented religious display, said that according to the Guinness Book of World Records, “ the body of Old Billy attracted more gawkers than the bullet riddled corpses of Bonnie and Clyde and John Dillinger combined. We could have made a bundle if we had charged admission, but the family put up a fuss.”
Graham was known for spreading his views all over the freaking planet, and had the ear of many presidents, including Richard Nixon, with whom he shared anti-Semitic views, while pressing Martin Luther King to tone down his unpopular views on racial equality.
“He was no Mother Teresa, quipped McConnell …..”at least I don’t think so ….but in this age of LGBT and what-all, who can know for sure.”