Illegal Legalese for Illegal Licenses Made Legal

For the limited edition California driver license for the “undocumented driver”  the Feds insisted that this phrase be added: “This card is not acceptable for official federal purposes.”
Not much imagination there and actually kind of generic. You could put the same admonition on your Costco, library or AMC Theater gift card.
Instead, how about some patriotic phrases with a few modifications ….
The tree of liberty must be pruned from time to time by gardeners of dubious origin.

Who says freedom isn’t free?

Don’t tread on me lawnmower

United we stand at Home Depot

If you can read this thank a teacher; if it’s in Spanish, welcome to California!

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