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China Longs for Financial Ruin
According to the March 19 edition of The Gartman Letter, the overpriced conservative financial rag, China’s leaders are currently poring…

Bush Legacy Revealed on Fox News
Following the example of past departing presidents, George W. Bush left a personal note for incoming President Barack Obama, to…

Wall Street Threatens Stone Age Revenge
Disgruntled by recent legislation aimed at reducing bonus payments for employees that brought on the world wide economic collapse, Wall…

Dick Cheney Sent Back to Prison
Washington, DC, April 15, 2012 In a not so far reaching decision, Federal Appeals Court Judge Oscar Lestche, has rejected…

Congress Debates G.I.F. Act
Senate minority leader, Mich McConnell (R-Ky) went on the offensive today in the midst of the turmoil over multimillion dollar…

Canada Welcomes Former President
With good natured taunts and boos Canadian citizens welcomed former President George W. Bush to Calgary as he began his…

End of the World Put Off Indefinitely: Cheney
Taking to the airwaves this past week, former Vice President Dick Cheney expressed his disgust that the world won’t end nearly…

March Madness
Announced on the news last night was the beginning of “March Madness”. Apparently similar in some respects to the Mardi…

Bob Dylan Ass Fog in Malibu
Singer/Songwriter Bob Dylan is in the grease with his neighbors in the ritzy enclave of Malibu, California. He put in…