Mounting his rickety soapbox yet again, right wing pundit Glenn Beck has pulled out all the stops on his campaign to expose a dastardly plot afoot in the House of Representatives. “I can’t reveal my sources, said Beck, but believe me when I tell you that there are 71 card carrying consumers in the House, and most of them subscribe to Obama’s socialite agenda”. Obviously warming to his subject, Beck launched a rant the likes of which we haven’t been seen since yesterday. “The president really tipped his hand when he was over in Leftist Europe. I think by now everyone knows that he’s left handed, and that he embraces a socialite agenda. Some of you ignoramuses in my radio audience may not know what a socialite is, and neither do I, but it’s very bad because it does that embracing thing I mentioned earlier, which is what gays do and now they want to get married. And Congress has been infected as more and more are converted to consumerism just like in China and the Soviet Union. Which is against us. Because we have guns and the Second Amendment. And they don’t. See where I’m going here? So rise up ye citizens and take out a car load of liberals before eating your gun which is your God given right like it says in the Ten Commandments because we are a Christian nation founded on like….. stuff that’s in the Bible.”
Glenn Beck Loses It. Again.
