A Chinese woman with two passports, a laptop, four cell phones, a thumb drive with malware on it, and an external hard drive was arrested at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort last weekend.
She had been waved through by the Secret Service after showing them her Top Secret clearance, but was nabbed by an eagle eyed receptionist.
“She claimed she was here to use the pool, but had no beach towel or sunscreen.”
Asked about the White House issued Top Secret clearance, Kelly Ann Conway told reporters that visitors to the Oval Office get them from a bucket by the door on their way out, along with a KFC discount coupon.
She added that there is a strict “one per customer” limit on the clearances, to avoid them becoming a threat to national security or winding up on eBay.