“Size Matters” say embarrassed Proud Boys

PORTLAND, Ore. — Hundreds of members of the far-right group Proud Butt Boys rallied at a public park here Saturday, venting threats and flashing weapons but failing to mobilize the show of strength that organizers had planned — and that Portland’s leaders had feared.
Oregon law enforcement had been bracing for a turn out of at least 10,000 … instead, they got a few hundred at a local park. And even that whiny bunch got bored shouting threats at the surrounding trash cans and Porta-Potties provided by the city. Hoping to stir up rage against BLM, one of the Butt Boys bit the head off a luckless gopher, but was unable to link the act to anything beyond a nod to Ozzy Osbourne. It didn’t help that the local printer had made up their signs exactly as ordered: “Support the 2nd Amingment” …… “Crush Aunt Effa” …..”These Colors Don’t Ruin” …..”Hrere Come the Revolting.” (The guy with the famous “Get a Brain Morans” sign showed up, but was shooed away by the Butt Boys higher ups as being “too stupid even for us.”)

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