The Republican National Committee has unanimously selected rocker Ted Nugent to be the audio image of the GOP candidate for president in 2016. According to Reince Priebus, committee chairman:
“We needed someone out there who could really annoy and offend the liberals; I think we’ve found such an individual in Ted Nugent. He hunts meat, he kills it and he eats it. A lot of it.
Now that some limp wristed, left wing composer says we can’t use that “Eye of the Tiger”song as our party’s theme, we’re going to fall back on Ted’s signature number…. I think it’s called “Jock Strap Fever”…… as our anthem………. a man’s song, sung by a manly man who has proven beyond a doubt that he can swallow any meat shoved in his face.”