A team of sharp tongued Jewish mothers, fully qualified in search and rescue but also ready to lambaste the victim when located:
You’re wearing clean underwear at least?
You’ve not eaten in three days? You’re trying to break your mother’s heart already?
Did you think of calling your mother before you left on your so-called holiday?
That woman… that shiksa … she talked you into this mountain schlepping?
On Mothers Day? What son leaves his mother alone on Mother’s Day?