With senators, commentators in the media and even the president stumbling over agreement of what to call a bunch of beheading Islamic fanatics serving up infidels-on-a-stick, the group itself has come to the rescue. Forget about ISIS or ISIL ……………… Abu Baghdadi, leader of the pack, has made it known that his hordes of smelly assassins will from now on be called ………AZZHOLE And in keeping with the preferred title, individual members will be called AZZHOLES.
An example of televised usage would be: “Several dozen Azzholes were killed today in Syria when their bomb failed to detonate. The primitives mistook the flush handle on a toilet for the plunger of their improvised weapon and they were gunned down by security forces before the toilet tank refilled.” Self proclaimed Caliph, Abu Baghdadi was unavailable for comment as he was in Takrit for the debut of his newly filmed recruitment video (now on Youtube) called, “Flaming Azzholes”.