Carrie Prejean, failed Miss America-almost-winner and solo porn video star has outdone herself again. There were those who had doubts about the staying power of the would be celebrity after she sued herself for violating her own free speech rights on the Larry King Live program, but like a herpes sore that just won’t go away, Ms Prejean is back. Kellogg has announced that Carrie will be the spokesperson for its new cereal which is being marketed to those on the longer rungs of the IQ scale in America. Sid Hammerstein, speaking for Kellogg, noted that as someone who reportedly sits on her television to watch her sofa, there probably hasn’t been another candidate more suited for the job since lobotomies were outlawed in the United States.