Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, speaking on Israel National Radio, today confirmed his decision to cooperate in the founding of a separate state for Palestinians. “Who doesn’t want a Palestinian state? Me? I never said anything of the kind and anyone who disagrees is Meschugena. I may have said the little Arab monkeys should be swept into the sea… I may have hinted that Israel is the toilet and Palestinians are what get flushed, okay? And from this some kolboynick decides I’m against a Palenstinian state right next door? Somebody out there is fachadick is all I’m saying here. Now naturally there are a few rules, nishtikeit…little things… who could object? No military, that’s number one, because we all know how those shagetz like to schlep their rockets around the countryside. And ixnay on Jerusalem…. those little sand monkeys need the holy city like they need a loch in kup, and I’m saying to them get over it already! Of Jerusalem you get bupkis or it’s no deal. And water rights? Get serious, okay? Water in the middle east is scarce and reserved for the Chosen People which is who? Them? And they have to let go of this ‘right of return’ nonsense. We got the land, they got the shaft. Hey, you go to war with Israel and get your tuchis handed to you there’s gonna be consequences. What is this, Let’s Make a Deal? Those Palestinians are all the time moisheh kapoyer is all I’m saying here. But a two state solution, I’m all for it, who would be against such a thing?
Israel Ready for Two State Solution
How could Israel possibly balk at the establishment of a Palestinian state along their border? After all, the Arabs in that part of the world have always been such a calm, level headed, clear thinking group of people. Tolerance for others has always been one of their strong points. How could Israel be suspicious of anyone who thinks they should be wiped from the face of the earth? I think this whole Israel – Palestine thing is being way overblown. Why don’t we extend an open hand, like Obama did with Iran (that seemed to work). We could ship a truckload of Coca Cola up to the Mount of Olives and invite everyone to quit blowing each other up for a few hours and chill on the mountain side. And Jackie DeShannon could lead everyone in a rousing chorus of “I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing,” and “What the World Needs Now is Love.” That should be enough to warm the heart of any homicidal lunatic with a bomb vest.