Tired of being the only one on your block who hasn’t found the Virgin Mary in a rust stain, window smear or knothole? Relax, your days of being anonymous are over with Kaboodle’s new “Virgin Mary Image Kit”. Now you can discover the Virgin in your garage, your kitchen or even the bottom of your birdcage! It’s easy and it’s fun for the whole family. You’ll have the faithful lined up in your driveway with Kaboodle’s “Oil Stain Miracle” effect. Want something more dramatic? Choose Option #3 in the kit, the “Trash Can Revelation” or go for broke with the “Abandoned Refrigerator Miracle” where the famed icon appears in a strawberry stain within the freezer compartment. You’ll have the whole neighborhood buzzing as representatives from the Vatican roll in to officially investigate your sighting. Afraid these experts will see through your charade? Don’t be! The Image manual has a whole chapter on distractions like displaying stigmata on your hands and a special bonus CD that will have you speaking in tongues in no time! And if you act today Kaboodle will include at no extra cost the “I Just Saw Bigfoot” plaster casting kit for making tracks of the famous missing link, right there in your own back yard. But wait, there’s more! If you call within the next 30 minutes Kaboodle is offering a 50% discount on its spectacular “Alien Abduction” kit, including realistic nasal implant and glow in the dark rectal probe. What are you waiting for? Call now, our operators are standing by!
Virgin Mary Sighting Kit
