Lugged those tablets down to the masses the first time and saw “no sale” written all over their faces.
Works on both cattle and women
A truly multipurpose tool was a big time saver, for itinerant veterinarians called to farms to fix up both cattle…
He wrote the book on inventing stuff
As an inventor, you have to accept failure along with bankruptcy and humiliation. Or just write books about inventing.
Better than life insurance
Edna had to admit that she had been worried about surviving without a pot to piss in. Now, she could…
Kids can be such picky eaters
Mama served them up as dumplings and doughnut holes, but the kids still gagged at the table.
Me want prom date!
It was bad enough that I had to shave her back and make bungee cord extensions for her bras ….
Way to a man’s heart is through his mama
Bill’s previous wives hadn’t paid attention ether. He thinks of them as fertilizer.
Another Norman Bates?
She had made him wear oven mitts to prevent “self pleasuring,” but certain urges now came bubbling to the surface.
Who let the dogs in?
Not all women can manage their wieners so efficiently.
Crazy 8’s, then Go Fish ….. and then
Gramps had made the card games dealer’s choice.