“We shipped seven tons of firearms to that devastated community just this morning along with enough ammunition to satisfy the…
Twerk Like You Mean It
Miley Cyrus has a new album entitled “Bangerz” The British have a popular food entitled “Bangers”. Coincidence?…
Why Does God Hate Church Buses?
Again a church bus crash?? Why does God hate church buses? Every newsday another busload of the faithful goes sailing…
Nuns More Than Eternal Spinsters, Says Pope
Reacting angrily to a question from Maxim reporter Josh Handel, Pope Francis dismissed out of hand the idea that nuns…
Boyz of Yellow Snow
The Sundance Film Festival was abuzz with rumors of a new hit movie that seemingly came out of nowhere. Eschewing…
Meet the New Boss
A behind the scenes cell phone photo captures Pope Francis eagerly sucking the brains out of a sacrificial infant following…
Medal Me This
In North Korea medals are handed out to military officers the way we hand out awards at our elementary schools. Either…
New Year’s Eve: Falling Bullets Don’t Kill People
The NRA has exposed another Left Wing nonsense campaign, this one designed to deprive gun owners of their right to…
Mass Shootings? Problem Solved the Natural Way
“Maybe it’s time we stopped resisting the siren call of the NRA and went along with their ideology,” said Madelyn…
Connecticut Tragedy Solves Deficit Problem
Now that we’re almost done with the burials in Connecticut it’s time to make lemonade out of the lemons dealt…