Current Events
The Pez Prez
On March 6, in the Rose Garden, while thoughts popped into his head and out of his mouth, like candies…
The Results Are In
“If God wanted us to survive the pandemic, He wouldn’t have made us this stupid!”
Pence Stirs Pot With News of Sinister Virus
Vice President Pence, Trump’s point man for the global pandemic, that is now affecting America, goes on Fox News to…
America’s New Chief Historian
Riding on a wave of unimaginable megalomania, President Trump on Wednesday, topped his newest claim to fame as the “chief…
Malevolent Gas Bag Going Away
On his daily radio screed, a nearly deaf Rush Limbaugh reveals shocking diagnosis.”The doctors say I am dying of shame.…
I Am Paul McCartney’s Love Child!
With insanely easy DNA sampling now, coupled with minute-by-minute accounting of their lives on the road, I do wonder from…
Trump Adds California and Detroit to Banned List
Trump reveals geographical ignorance
Hamberder-Ville
To the tune of “Margaritaville” Eating hamberders A side dish of furters All of those drumsticks, covered with oil Stuffin’…