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Why? Because we LIKE you!
Back in the 1950’s there was a program called “The Mickey Mouse Club”. It came on every week day, was…

Unemployed Layabout Finds Work
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The Rocker
Okay, so one day actor Rainn Wilson is shaving and while doing so bugs out his eyes in the mirror.…

Sworn Testimony
Testifying before Congress, FBI Director Robert S. Mueller explains that President Bush’s head, unlike the heads of other…

Excuses are like Assholes
Since everybody has ONE… do we really need TWO?

Bush Bugs
Saudi King Abdullah checks President Bush for head lice before allowing him into the palace.