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“Pope Not a US Citizen” says Trump
Presidential hopeful Donald Trump has expressed outrage that Pope Francis wasn’t born in the US. “The Vatican says I can’t…
Kentucky Government Stymied by the Lord
Now that Kentucky records clerk Kim Davis has been released from jail, she’ll be allowed to return to her tax…
Get a Grope on Yourself
What is this trending behavior of groping women and girls on public transit? Apparently it’s a huge problem in “those…
Love Conquers All
Once you’ve found that one special person, follow her to the ends of the earth. You can deal with her…
Sainthood by Injection!
Facing criticism for a recent flurry of canonizations, including an Op Ed in the Vatican Times calling him the first…
Homeless Play Against 8th Graders
A shrill blast from the referee’s whistle froze the game in place. Number 17, Melissa Hardwicke, was quickly given a…
Lindsey is In
With South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham slated to announce his candidacy for president early next month, the media are faced…
Let’s Bore People to Death
Horror movie formulas have become about as predictable as breakfast cereals: the picture on the box may change, but the…
What’s the Population of Your Face?
It’s really not all that hard to spot the hairy faced guy who never washes his hands after pinching a…