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Trump Prefers Two State Solution. Or one. Or Two
During his meeting with Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, President Trump spoke of the decades long Middle East dispute that…

Trump Puts Mexico on Notice
Trump announces that whatever federal agents and US soldiers he has left after invading Chicago to wipe out the gangs,…

Trump Order Triggers Firestorm of Muslim Cock Shortening
Nearly lost in the flurry of Executive Orders spewing from the Oval Office was one that emerged last Thursday. The…

Imagine (with apologies to John Lennon)
Imagine there’s no Donald It’s easy if you try No double chins to show us Get truth instead of lies…

Trump Names Fraudulent Voters
Chafing at the skepticism regarding his claim of massive voter fraud favoring Hillary in the 2016 election, President Trump has…

I Had a Dream!
Speaking at his first erratic press conference, President Trump describes a dream he had the previous night, in which he…

Trump Rose Parade Float Haunts Pasadena
Following the Rose Parade in Pasadena, the floats are traditionally left on display for 24 hours at the end of…

Trump Drains Swamp, Restocks It
The Trump transition team has finally revealed what we’ve all suspected: in order to re-stock Donald Trump’s newly drained…