Somethin bout the Donald ain’t right His pants are oversize yet they’re tight Gets his Maybelline by the case But…
Author: DocHopper
Law and Order
After initially refusing to leave the White House, following his crushing defeat in November, Trump is lead away to face…
The Emperor’s Clothes
Being the only person at the mask making plant, who was not wearing a mask, President Trump continues to try…
Trump Envies the Dead
“I envy those who have died of Coby 19,” said President Trump yesterday, before knocking a golf ball into the…
Virus is Hoax Like Pearl Harbor, says Eric Trump
“Eric Trump claimed Saturday that the coronavirus will “magically” vanish after the November election and allow the country to fully…
Trump’s Miracle Drug
President Trump tweeted out this morning that a new drug has shown “amazing and incredible” promise in fighting the coronavirus.…
Open Up!
“It’s time to get Alaska back on its feet. Let’s roll out the stupid,” Republican Governor Mike Dunleavy said at…
Tie Me Down
Though familiar now, with the president’s daily list of things that weren’t his fault, the members of the press were…