New data suggests that our evolutionary cousins, the Neanderthals, were into water sports, something that had been denied for decades.…
Author: DocHopper
Dr. Huxtable Will See You Now
Since being moved to general population in his Pennsylvania prison, comedian Bill Cosby has reverted to his TV role as…
New Law Combines Cremation with Dinner
Here in California we can’t go composting human remains willy nilly, but a new law goes into effect this coming…
Trump’s Job Application
From now on whenever Donald Trump fills out a job application, he’ll have to check the “yes” box for “Have…
Trump Announces New Federal Job: Mourner
In the wake of the Gilmore massacre, Trump signs an executive order for a new government job title. PROFESSIONAL MOURNER…
4th of July is a Now a Celebration of Trump
Welcome to my Fourth of July celebration of me. Where we’ve been celebrating the Fourth since 1976. That’s a long…
Secret Service agents in prison alongside Trump?
Ex Us presidents and their wives, are currently granted lifetime security by the Secret Service. Even at this moment, agents…
“Stupid is my Cover” says Rudy
Most Americans don’t know that Rudy Giuliani, the tarnished former mayor of New York, works in the Trump administration for…
Trump Claims to be Useful Idiot
On Sunday President Trump admitted that he “used the telephone machine” to speak with the newly elected leader of Ukraine,…
Blame the T-Rex
President Trump doubled down yesterday on his Dorian Disaster, claiming that this storm was instrumental in wiping out the dinosaurs.…