To the tune of “Margaritaville” Eating hamberders A side dish of furters All of those drumsticks, covered with oil Stuffin’…
Author: DocHopper
Trumpenstein Unbound
“President Trump is planning on “Making Federal Buildings Beautiful Again” with an executive order that would make a classical style…
Kirk Douglas Dies of Impeachment
Actor Michael Douglas reveals that his 103 year old dad, Kirk, died upon hearing the news of Trump’s acquittal in…
Medal of Freedom Reduced to Junk Status
Now that the State of the Union giveaway of the Presidential Medal of Freedom, has rendered the highest civilian award…
Surreal State of the Union
President Trump, while delivering a surreal State of the Union speech, awarded radio shock joke Rush Limbaugh, the Medal of…
The Trump Gospel
he Gospel According to Saint Donald Now that Trump is looking to shore up his base among Christians, who are…
Beer Bong Ballet at Impeachment
In the midst of heated rhetoric during last night’s impeachment debate, Chief Justice John Roberts felt it necessary to step…
Manson Impeachment
In a surprise move, Charles Manson’s attorneys were able to change the course of his murder trial in Los Angeles…
MAGA me Mucho
With election day approaching let’s rally behind the red-hatted MAGA slogan: “Misplace America’s Great Asshole”
Iran Modifies Confession
Iranian officials reveal that the Ukrainian passenger jet, shot down over Iran last week, wasn’t hit by a missile. “We…