There is a common misperception among average Americans that corporate CEO’s make too much money. No, really! Ask the man on the street about CEO remuneration and the answer is always the same: “what the hell is remuneration?” This gives you some idea of the depth of ignorance among the common clay of American society. These bumpkins see dark limousines with tinted windows and right away start comparing their lives to that of their betters. CEO’s would never do this! They give as much thought to the teeming masses as the ordinary person gives to the bacteria in his (or her) intestines. Do CEO’s even have intestines? No one knows. Just try Googling “CEO intestines” and see what you get. But I digress. President Obama recently said that there should be a cap on the pay and bonuses given to the captains of industry. He says that for too long they have been rewarded for failure. He even says that the gods of Wall Street caused the economic mess that we’re in. George W. Bush never said any of that. He also said that there were never any weapons of mass distruction in Iraq, and believe me if there had been he would have felt it in his gut, implying that President Bush has intestines. Does he? (Don’t bother Googling, I’ve tried). But I digress. Little people with small minds can’t comprehend the lifestyle of those who possess off shore accounts in the Cayman Islands and Gulf Stream private jets to fly them there. Does Donald Trump’s second floor maid, cleaning his climate controlled gold plated toilet, contemplate the je ne sais quoi of the pubic hairs clinging to the underside of The Donald’s heated seat? Does Donald Trump even have pubic hair? What are you asking me for? That’s why they invented Google.
Proposed CEO Pay Limits Anger CEO’s (Do ya think?)
