We’ve all experienced the dilemma. You want to hit the street for that five mile run but there just isn’t any place in your skin tight shorts to carry all those batteries. You certainly don’t want to leave them at home in the kitchen junk drawer while you’re out eating the pavement but you don’t want to bother with a tote bag either. FlatPak is the answer! This attractive designer arm band has pockets for all the popular battery sizes. You can carry four D cells, six C’s or even more AA’s and AAA’s. You can mix and match, pairing up two C’s with two D’s or get really innovative mashing in some of those hearing aid button batteries along with the standard sizes. What about brands? No problem! Your FlatPak will handle Duracell, Eveready and even those crappy Chinese copies whose names no one can pronounce. FlatPak can even handle expired or dead batteries, but let’s face it. Only a moron would waste energy toting a bunch of dead batteries around the neighborhood in an iridescent arm band! Some of our customers have written us saying that with two Flatpaks they can carry twice as many batteries by wearing one on each bicep. While we applaud the audacity, we at FlatPak advise runners to check with their physicians before taking on a double load like this.
News Flash: our engineers are nearly finished designing FlatPak II which will enable dedicated runners to carry a 6 volt lantern battery held snugly against the small of the back. We’ll keep you updated.