President Trump has revealed that according to experts he has seen on TV, steroids have been found useful in saving the lives of patients with severe covid-19.
“I was probably the first president to notice that actors like Arnold Swartzenbigger and Rocky Stalone never get coronavirus. Even though they eat a lot of Chinese food.
It’s because of all the steroids they snort. Doctors are sure that steroids are even more effective than injecting bleach. America can stop injecting bleach and staring at the sun, which also works, but not as well.”
He went on to say that shortages of bleach had slowed down mail delivery and probably caused infestations of squirrels near windmills.
Aides scrambled to explain that the president “is just as mentally intact now as he was on inauguration day.”