“We shipped seven tons of firearms to that devastated community just this morning along with enough ammunition to satisfy the needs of a Somali warlord. If there’s one thing the victims of that ravaged community need right now it’s about a bazzillion guns, and by the grace of the Almighty (Charlton Heston) we’re doing our part. I can’t think of a single situation… plague, famine, floods…. that can’t be put to right with more guns. In fact we’re consulting with Governor Christie in New Jersey about airlifting five tons of assault rifles to Seaside Park where the boardwalk has been consumed by fire.”