Walking to the microphone with a mincing gait, due to his panties being in a bunch, House Miniority Leader John Boehner (pronounced BONER) had plenty to say about President Obama’s deference to Saudi Arabia’s Crown Prince Abdullah at the G20 meeting in April. “I think it’s despicable, said Boehner, and I’m sure you wouldn’t see this kind of kowtowing by our former president who knew a thing or two about a thing or two”. When asked about President Bush kissing and holding hands with the same crown prince last year, Boehner fired back, borrowing a phrase from the current president’s teleprompter. “I think we should be looking forward, not looking back, because if you look back you’re gonna see some pretty embarrassing gaffs by President Bush that we’re trying really hard to sweep under the carpet”.