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Still scraping the cow manure off his Army surplus boots, the leader of the right wing militia group, “Three Percenters”…
Queen Liz Channels Britney Spears
Dear Edward, Your mum here, bringing you up to date on our visit with the American colonials this past fortnight.…
Lakers Coach Points the Way to Victory
It was Coach Byron Scott who lifted the Lakers out of their abysmal losing streak in 2014. Prior to that…
Vatican Fashion Statement
Pope Francis showing off his new Pizza Collar look. The bright white cloth, said to be as stiff as a…
Kobe Brant Deflates
With the Wednesday night match up of the Lakers against the Utah Jazz, Kobe Bryant will end his sports career…
The 2016 Political Restaurant Menu
The Donald Goes without saying that The Donald it is the biggest and best sandwich on the entire menu. But…
To Whom My Concern: Dyslexic Trump Physician
“To Whom My Concern” is the opening line in the medical evaluation released by The Donald’s personal physician. No surprise…
Palin Kind of Maybe Endorses Trump
Attendees at the latest Donald Trump rally in Iowa, were entertained yesterday by failed VP candidate Sarah Palin, who unexpectedly…
Arizona’s Sheriff Pie-Hole Endorses Trump
Arizona’s tough talking Sheriff Joe R. Pie Hole has endorsed Donald Trump in his bid for president. Said the crusty,…