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When creating an invention, first ask yourself “why has no one else thought of this?”
Christmas Card Fail
When planning your annual Christmas card, check with the family dog.
Pick your spotter
If safety is your concern in taking on a spotter at the gym, it’s a fact that “Man Bunners” are…
Mike Pence demonstrates abstinence with butter churn.
The undisputed highlight of the Republican 3rd Circle of Dystopia, was a speech and demo by Mike and Mother Pence.…
Trump Startles the World
In a rare self correction, President Trump said that he may have misspoke, when he referred to thousands of his…
Trump says he went to Walter Reed to “check on Donna Reed.”
In a case of the pot calling the kettle … well … black… President Trump has lately been age-slamming Joe…
Trump endorses double voting to “check the system”
During his campaign stop in North Carolina, where he groused about having to share the spotlight “with some 75 year…
Trump surprised that military has cemeteries
President Trump has assailed the media once again, for …”taking the words I say and writing them down, only to…
Trump now endorses steroids over bleach injections
President Trump has revealed that according to experts he has seen on TV, steroids have been found useful in saving…