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POTUS Tweet: So Sad
“Ivanka says it creeps her out when I slide my hand up her skirt.” “It really hurts when your children…
Alt-Right Blog Daily Stormer Becomes Daily Grindr
Andrew Anglin, publisher of the alt-right blog The Daily Storm, has tearfully come out of the Hitler Youth closet, blurting…
President Trump Discovers “Grindr”
“Found this terrific app which is now on my phone. It allows me to ‘hook up’ with people in my…
Scientology “Going Clear” Family of Enema Products
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Atlantic Ocean Pollution Problem Solved, Jobs Created
“I have today signed an executive order giving the go ahead to move the Atlantic Ocean to the west coast…
Navy Seal Moonlights as Porn Star
Okay, now that we know active duty Navy Seal, Joseph Schmidt, has been starring in porn videos, under the name,…
Trump Threatens North Carolina
When President Trump tweeted last week that the USS Carl Vinson carrier group was steaming toward North Carolina to project…
Trump Reveals Plan to Pay for Tax Cuts
Brushing off criticism for his recently announced tax cuts, President Trump pointed out that as the smartest guy on the…
Trump Not Getting What He Paid For
Amid the swirling of Obama wiretapping claims and stolen tax returns, it was pretty easy to overlook President Trump’s startling…