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Current Events
Receptionist Saves the Nation
A Chinese woman with two passports, a laptop, four cell phones, a thumb drive with malware on it, and an…
Cut Nose / Spite Face
President Trump today confirmed what had been rumored all week: when it comes to the border, he is willing to…
Trump Nearly Crashes Air Force One
The White House reported today that a faulty MCAS sensor was not the cause of the erratic flight path of…
Join the Dump on Trump Tour
Hamberders and the grease of daily KFC will eventually take their toll. And once we’ve had Trump lying in state…
Trump Bemoans “Axis of Idiots”
resident Trump has rebuffed claims that he is to blame for an administration that is chaotic and incompetent. “The problem…
Batty Uncle Don Shames America. Again.
Holy crap…. our chief executive is now in Vietnam for another embarrassing photo op. Having Trump unleashed on the world,…
Clarence Hears a Who
With an obvious nod to Donald Trump, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas has issued an opinion, saying that powerful folks…
Trump Will Serve in Vietnam After All
Time does heal all wounds, I guess. Here we are in 2019, with Donald Trump about to actually serve in…
President Orders Bow and Arrow Gear for US Army
The president says that wheels have been around a long time, as have walls. And apparently noticing for the first…