Sitting directly across from Trump, that fat little turd was always stealing shit off the desk.
Author: DocHopper

Trump Trashes McCain
Did you see how disgusting John McCain looked with all those stitches in the Senate room the other day? Says…

Blackwater Sheds Village People Image
Blackwater became a joke! We were known as the Village People of the mercenary crowd.”

POTUS Tweet: So Sad
“Ivanka says it creeps her out when I slide my hand up her skirt.” “It really hurts when your children…

Alt-Right Blog Daily Stormer Becomes Daily Grindr
Andrew Anglin, publisher of the alt-right blog The Daily Storm, has tearfully come out of the Hitler Youth closet, blurting…

President Trump Discovers “Grindr”
“Found this terrific app which is now on my phone. It allows me to ‘hook up’ with people in my…

Scientology “Going Clear” Family of Enema Products
Make Millions Holding Scientology Parties! According to David Miscavige, the top of the Scientology dung heap, Tupperware is so yesterday.…

Atlantic Ocean Pollution Problem Solved, Jobs Created
“I have today signed an executive order giving the go ahead to move the Atlantic Ocean to the west coast…

Navy Seal Moonlights as Porn Star
Okay, now that we know active duty Navy Seal, Joseph Schmidt, has been starring in porn videos, under the name,…

Trump Threatens North Carolina
When President Trump tweeted last week that the USS Carl Vinson carrier group was steaming toward North Carolina to project…