Time does heal all wounds, I guess. Here we are in 2019, with Donald Trump about to actually serve in…
Author: DocHopper
President Orders Bow and Arrow Gear for US Army
The president says that wheels have been around a long time, as have walls. And apparently noticing for the first…
Trump says Camera Adds 50 Pounds
It’s a pretty common trick: your weight goes up, your waist size grows, and you might find yourself classified as…
Pope Pulls the (butt) Plug on Cardinal Teddy McCarrick
Pope Francis has taken the extreme measure of ordering Ex-Cardinal Theodore McCarrick to go defrock himself. It’s true. Carefree Ted…
Pope Francis Says Priests Should Not Be Sodomizing Children Any Longer
Gotta hand it to the Vatican. They have a way of turning priestly transgressions into something much more palatable for…
Congress No Longer Necessary
In claiming that the president has broad powers to claim “a national emergency,” Republicans point out that the congressional narrative…
“Words are Hurful,” says President Trump
In an unexpected move, as the 2020 election season draws nearer, President Trump has instructed his legal team to explore…
Pud the Rampant Racist
To the tune of “Puff the Magic Dragon” Pud the rampant bigot lived by himself In a shabby, one room…
Auction of Holy Land Artifacts
Preserved coil of Jesus feces. This perfectly preserved coil of brown excrement, squeezed out by a grunting Jesus Christ around…
Trump Symptoms
Trumpigula: Roman emperor, around 300 BC, who was known for debauchery, overeating, and a fascination with urine. Trumpster: A hapless,…